Rhetoric and our Mornings

I love listening to what the kids say in the mornings. If only I was a better dictionary and could recite the definitions of all the words they are trying to use. I thought it would be fun to list them with the conversations that they have together. Here goes:


Jeremy: I an all timer. (mixed up with Alzheimer's)
Me thinking: (I think I like the all timer better.)


Sam: No, you're nocturnal
Me thinking: (so that is why they never go to sleep.)


Jeremy: And your obnoxious!


To which Sam began to eat his breakfast, calling "uncle" for now!