Because of the fatness!

Sam was asked to give the talk on the Holy Ghost, which he is still not sure he would like to do, and has plenty of other ideas. I told him to pray about it. He said, no, that's okay, let's just ask Colleen to give the talk (Colleen was the Primary President after I was released.)

I told him that when I was called to be primary president that I said "no" and the bishop told me to pray about it. What if I hadn't done that? Think of all the years I was in primary because I prayed and decided it was right to serve.

To which the following conversation:

Jeremy: About three years.
Me: No more like 11.
Jeremy: You were in primary when I was born?!!!
Me: Yes.
Jeremy: That must have been embarrassing.
Me: Why would it be embarrassing?
Jeremy: "because of the fatness."

Need I say more!