Did that get your attention? I hope so.

Suzie here, the younger, cuter sister.
I would hate to resort to blackmail,
however,
there are plenty more where this came from.
Please don't make me use them.
This is hurting me just as much as you.

All you have to do is blog about it, that's all I am asking.

You go somewhere that requires a passport,
I don't care what time you got home,
for pete's sake blog about.
Your sake too,
I will give you until tonight... or else!
Now don't go doing anything like changing your passwords or taking away my invitation to view your blog, it will only make things worse.