MMU

Welcome!
The School of Hard Knocks.
Not a place, a purpose.
Our house: Full on in session.
Free tuition, cost is simply growing pains.

Three meals a day,
a ride when needed,
homework help,
social therapy,
cultural experiences,
Art,
RECESS!

Expectations,
discipline,
consequences are al naturale!

Philosophy at Mean Mommy University is to allow life lessons to produce capable, responsible, passionate, sensitive, useful, interesting, happy, trustworthy, loyal, influential community members.
The third degree will be implemented as necessary.
Open arm policy, engaged heart, sympathetic shoulder - prn

[as needed :) ].

Will watch over when you sleep, on bended knee plead for your success. And upon commencement will hope that you know U MEAN everything to ME.